Here We Stand

sad-dress:

girls who go clubbing in just tiny dresses and massive heels in the depths of winter are true northern heroes and tougher than any boys ever

(Source: featherframe, via madmanwithaquattro)

allissacshipper:

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

omg

allissacshipper:

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

omg

(Source: aposan, via sass-the-queen-of-hell)

thupercollider:

that’s it. that’s the show.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via shewolfing)

one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

(via shewolfing)

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

(via alancummingseyelashes)

leading-blind-bats:

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.

leading-blind-bats:

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.

(Source: midnightcode, via sass-the-queen-of-hell)

tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

(Source: zero1infinity, via sass-the-queen-of-hell)

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic, via sass-the-queen-of-hell)

fegeleh:

in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.

but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.

ur always supposed to hate the girl.

(via sass-the-queen-of-hell)